Onikage-1's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[asdf]

OMG!

ROFL LMAO LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!! SO FUNNY! YOURE AWESOME!

[Almost Random]

Not random, Not funny, Barely entertaining.

If you want to see random, email me and I will SHOW you a random page. I think potatoes are more random that this. For years, I have been showing people up on randomness and Insanity. A normal conversation with my friends:
"Hey buddy! You're fat!"
"Really? Do whiskers not inside of not me have nothing to offer?!"
"Craggle!"
"Schmirgen!"
"F--- You!"
"F---you!" (Both) "Laobalobalobalobalaobaaoblaoaba!!!!"
"Look! Behind you! A man with a tophat!" (Runs behind you) "Ninjas? Where? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Inky pinky ponky, schaden biggle samurai!"

LAVAGASM responds:

Its not random it's ALMOST RANDOM, as in its not random, but it almost is... PS thanx for the abusive review :D

[Bitey of Brackenwood]

Absolutely beautiful.

You are indeed the second, maybe first, best artist in flash in the world. I'm 21 years old, been a gamer for many, MANY years and I've seen alot of crap, but your work, and your site is a diamond in the rough...or ruff...Whatever. Beautiful, man, beautiful. Whenever I see a totally worthless piece of shit animation, I come and look at your work and get Re-inspired. Thank-GOD for you being alive. And not dead. (You're a god!)

[Banana Phone 2]

I am so sorry, dave.

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! BANANA PHONE! AFTER ALL THIS TIME! Oh god! Dave! DAVE! WHY?? NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!! YOU KILLED BANANA PHONE! YOU HAD SUCH A CHANCE. I have such respect for you and your great work, and It feels horrible saying this, but...*sob**sob* (OH GOD HOW CAN I BE SAYING THIS???) That...Was..(My god, to DAVE TEATRO??) Crap! There I said it! I feel so dirty. I said one of DAVE TEATROS WORKS WAS CRAP! DAMNIT! But, you have so much talent and...NOOOO!!!!!! Ahh...Please make a NOT CRAP SEQUEL!

[Abstraction 5]

I don't mean to be rude.

...But, why? Why the needless violence? Violence does not make up the best movies! Art, not senseless useless movies like this one will ultimately become the better flash movies, so why put in this inane work of disgust?

[AGE]

Nice!

I love this movie! It's good enough to be a commercial, methinks. Very good. You've made my day. I now have more hope after seeing Aura and this. Stick-violence and stupid seizure movies are now surpassed with things like this. Keep it up and you'll become one of "The league".

[Aura: story mode]

Impossibly good.

Such deep thought, my brother! Very nice work. Your name, in my mind, is now aquainted with such masters of art such as mike krahulik, james farr, and A_Philips of bitey castle. Beatiful work my good man, beatuiful work.

[Bebop In the Public's Eye]

lmao!

That was really good, man! Keep up the excellent work.

[Carol of the Bells]

Fuck the last review that was amazing.

That guy was an uncultured Fuckhead and I hope he dies. Your animation and timing was impeccable and with your animation you'll go far. GJ bud, GJ.

[A Generic Ninja Cartoon]

That was SO dissapointing.

MY BLOODY GOD MAN. You got my hopes up so high. That would of been THE best flash cartoon ever. Screw "Generic ninja cartoon" Redo the sound, and give it a good title.

THE ENDING.
I cried. It was so bad. If you do not finish that ending I will have lost all hope for newgrounds and all animation in general. Instead of an anime fan, I will cancel my upcoming anime fest, (with an estimated $4,000 gross and 900 people coming) and devote my life to ruining others.